the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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