He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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