i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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