around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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