So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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