fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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