I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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