So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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