i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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