bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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