Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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