You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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