I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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