i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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