Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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