He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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