I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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