i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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