i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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