He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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