4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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