He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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