you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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