i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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