I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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