You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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