The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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