scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Are we still banned from the library?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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