No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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