he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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