I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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