he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just found puke in my bra..
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Randomize
