i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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