I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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