so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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