We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
