I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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