whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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