why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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