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normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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