I wannas sexs uuuuu
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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