I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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