i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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