You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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