I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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