kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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