why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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