you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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