How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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