I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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