I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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