grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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