Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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