So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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