Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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