what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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