Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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